Virtual Tim is returning from a sabbatical in Martin Neary's Britney Spears CD collection. He is somewhat exhausted after his experience but will be returning shortly. Get your earmuffs ready.. He is in a foul mood. After he refused Britney his virtual reality services she forced him to share CD space with an internet feed to Clyde 2 and Derek Johnstone.. Tim is decidedly not happy!!

Bear with us while we persuade him to return in his new job as Technology Correspondent for The New York Tims..